that’s not even his dog? END IT

I know having a dog is literally my only requirement

he’s obv getting enough action from his dog

HAHAHA gina i WISH that was his dog. he’s dogless. i’m breaking it off.

"You left some items in your cart" uh yeah thanks Forever 21 it’s because I can’t fucking afford them

Are we dating? Are we fucking? Are we best friends? Are we something, in between that? I wish we never fucked, and I mean that.

good news peplum dresses and heels make my butt look great